string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

string cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011

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First of All:

Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.

Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.

String cheese is my kind of cheese!

White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness

Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger

string cheese by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008

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Cheesy vaginal residue left on the string portion of a woman's string thong.

Aw man, look at all that string cheese on your thong!

string cheese by Robina Rocks! December 26, 2006

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When a man ejaculates in/on a girls face and she pulls away from the tip of the penis, occasionally, there is a string of semen from the the mans penis to her bottom lip/chin/eyelid/ear, etc. Thus...string cheese

"You should've seen the nut I busted on that girls face! There was string cheese everywhere!!"

string cheese by J.D. February 25, 2004