To use Strava in order to measure something in order to:
1) Capture data in an effort to feed your analytics addiction
2) Impress/shame other athletes based on on you data
3) Feed your ego (typically has the reverse effect due to your ride data)
4) All of the above
- It was too cold outside to ride my bike, but since I'm addicted to data collection and analytics, I considered Stravaing my indoor ride to ensure I had a complete training record.
- A high profile cyclist had recently started following me on Strava, so I felt compelled to start Stravaing my indoor rides to prove I am a worthy cyclist.
- Due to the "ride data or it didn't happen" principle, Stravaing your indoor rides is mandatory.
Douche: I had to go to workthe next day, so I was sober all night.
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.
What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook
Former Girlfriendspretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"
Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every singleone of them!"
Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"