The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

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stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

stanky pudding by butlerj April 28, 2014

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Stanky-tee

A long white tee that you; eat, sleep, shit, and screw in. Then wear it out to the night club.

I am sure he has on a stanky-tee

Stanky-tee by Apples1029 March 26, 2010

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Stanky Face

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.

“OHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”

Stanky Face by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020

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