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Stallking 

The act of looking under the stall next to you in the restroom to see the shoes of the person sitting there, possibly to borrow some toilet paper, to engage in an etiquette taboo conversation, or to get the other section of the bathroom newspaper.
“Hi Bob - I knew it was you - I can see your orange Nike’s - you got the sports section over there? Sorry for stallking you, but I am stuck with the entertainment section..,”
Stallking by Badanderson June 16, 2018

Stalkitude 

Stalking an individual by using Google Latitude.
"I've been watching him on Latitude..."
"You mean stalking him...that's straight up stalkitude!"
Stalkitude by Slikgirl September 8, 2011

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.