squirtboard 

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.

Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.

squirtboard by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

squirtbortion 

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus

"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"

squirtbortion by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

squirtward 

The freaky version of the animated character Squidward Tentacles from the cartoon show, SpongeBob SquarePants.

“Squirtward keep callin me. He finna get freaky!”

squirtward by Squirtward June 18, 2024