spagt 

An unhygienic human who stands in the shower and aims their ass skyward in a futile attempt at rinsing away the filth after shitting, instead of wiping like a normal person. Not to be confused with slow magt.

Example 1:
"Ew, who would want to sleep with him?! He's a spagt! That ass is so nasty, i don't care how big it is!"

Example 2:
"Somebody oughta buy this spagt some toilet paper.. He's stinking up the whole house!"

spagt by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

spadt 

Spadt-pronounced "SPADE" was originally named for a farm or garden tool.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.

That Mel Spadt is one of the best loyal friends a person could have!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!

spadt by The Mel-man February 7, 2010

spagett 

The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place

"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"

spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009

SPAGET 

Something you DO NOT TOUCHA.

(Italian accent pronunciation of spaghetti.)

*Slaps forehead* sOmebODy tOUchA mY sPagEt.

SPAGET by RockstarJockey January 13, 2018

Spag Heddy 

A legendary OG EDM producer, who has produced dubstepgutter's most famous songs, Permanent, love on first sine and prologue

Dude 1:Hey man did you hear spag heddy's new song?
Dude 2: yea man it was awesome, I love dubstep

Spag Heddy by Really?_bruh October 8, 2021

Spagen wagon 

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

spag head 

Spag head or spaghead is derived from "spaghetti head."

One who has many thoughts or ideas, personal or work related, running through one's mind.

She was a real spag head. She had alot on her mind and seemed to need a way to organize her thoughts and ideas.

spag head by jestrex May 7, 2009