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smurf-cock 

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cock-smurf 

John is a cock-smurf
cock-smurf by Karl (England) October 21, 2006