smugtard 

A smugtard is: (a) one who is content to live in a delusion and pretends that all is well in order to save face or maintain the status quo. (b)One who is stalwart in defending their position despite overwhelming evidence that they completely and utterly wrong.

Example (a): The smugtard waged a war against the wrong country.

(b)Janine was a smugtard when she happily proceeded with her wedding plans despite catching an STD from her fiance and finding out he sired many illegitimate offspring during their courtship.

smugtard by Mixtionary April 1, 2009

smuggard 

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

smuggard by Smuggard April 7, 2010

Smuttard 

A retarded smut.

Ew, Why do you have to be such a smuttard.

That girl is a smuttard.

Smuttard by mbooboo April 1, 2009

smegtard 

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard

Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!

smegtard by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010

Slugtard 

Noun: A slugtard. A person who wields the reaction speed of a slug. To disguise their fail, they use retarded excuses.

Adj: Slugtarded. A person who is acting or has acted in the ways of a slugtard.

Noun:
(ie: World of Warcraft. As a part of World of Warcraft; Cataclysm, interupting special boss moves can lead to special achievements or simply not failing a fight. A person who misses a 2 second cast time is a Slugtard.)

Adj:
Man1: Whats up?
Man2: Not much man, how about you?
Man1: I hear you were acting pretty slugtarded last night
Man2: Yea, that ball hit me right in the face. I tried to catch it but you know me... Slugtard central right here.
Man:1: ... Fag

Slugtard by SexySlut2 March 26, 2011

Smuglardibarsh 

‘Smug’lar’di’barsh’ (noun): Used to describe one with a bidonculous booty. A massive rear end. An ass you can see from space.

Wow Corinne Fill has a phat ass, it’s smuglardibarsh!

Smuglardibarsh by Dashdriver94 May 18, 2022

Smuglardibarsh 

‘Smug’lar’di’barsh’ (noun): Used to describe one with a bidonculous booty. A massive rear end. An ass you can see from space.

Wow Corinne Fill has a phat ass, it’s smuglardibarsh!

Smuglardibarsh by Dashdriver94 May 18, 2022