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SMAO by Blade305 December 5, 2009
A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.
Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.
Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.
Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.
smao by dave the plumber December 28, 2008
I ate some bad chicken and was up all night smao
smao by mrlwt5 August 30, 2009
sneezing my ass off, when you cant stop sneezing.
Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: bless you
Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: jeez, bless you.

Wanda: goodness, I'm smao
SMAO by jess02 January 25, 2015
After I rode my bike I was SMAO
SMAO by Olivia Langdon January 18, 2011
Swaggin My Ass Off. This phrase is used in place of the popular lmao (laughing my ass off).
Just bought 3 pairs of Gucci shoes. SMAO!!!