smacktify 

Verb

To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.

I had to smacktify the situation and make those bitches smackognize.

smacktify by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

smackify 

to bitch or pimp-slap in such an incomprehensibly angry, dramatic, and painful way that one's dignity is lost forever. All individuals who have been smackified are sent to rebuild pyramids in Egypt, reconstruct broken parts of the Great Wall of China in China, or drink copious amounts of Kool-Aid until the ends of their lives.

I smackify bitches all day erryday!

smackify by imaninjarawrrawrrr December 29, 2010

Skanktify

To be made skanky.

You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.

Skanktify by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Smacktivist 

Talking smack as a your political platform.

Sarah Palin is a smacktivist. The Tea Party, the Republican party and Fox news are all smactivists.

Smacktivist by Nosmack August 29, 2010

smacknificent 

awesome, incredible, extremely magnificent

Wow check that out! Thats bitchin smacknificent!

smacknificent by oxkarthemighty December 9, 2008

Smacktikus Buttockus 

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

Smacktikus Buttockus by Big Wil August 18, 2006

smackitty 

The immediate affect of smoking pot, marijuana, aunt mary, boom, chronic, dope, ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, kif, mary jane, pot, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk, weed, and, Cannabis. It can include feeling such as relaxation, euphoria, paranoia, anxiety, blood-shot eyes, giddiness, increased hunger, dry mouth, and impaired memory and judgement.

"Yo dawg lets cop an ounce of some chronic, then get smackitty."

"Dude like my friends and I smoked some of the bammies ass shit, and it left us so not smackitty"

"Lets get Smackitty"

smackitty by oye & thyra December 10, 2006