1 definition by imaninjarawrrawrrr

to bitch or pimp-slap in such an incomprehensibly angry, dramatic, and painful way that one's dignity is lost forever. All individuals who have been smackified are sent to rebuild pyramids in Egypt, reconstruct broken parts of the Great Wall of China in China, or drink copious amounts of Kool-Aid until the ends of their lives.
I smackify bitches all day erryday!
by imaninjarawrrawrrr December 30, 2011
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