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Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.
Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

sharrying 

When two or more people share the burden of carrying something together.

Sharing+Carrying=Sharrying.
My god, how are Joe and Brendan sharrying that bronze statue of Judge Easterbrook so easily?

Hey can you help me sharry this Zima-filled cooler over to the tent?

Give me 5 minutes, I'm so tired of sharrying these boxes of original Byzantine pottery, ask Adam if he'll help you.
sharrying by gulo gulo June 13, 2011

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.