slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.

"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*

slug monkey by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014

slug in a money box 

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

slug in a money box by Bixadon December 15, 2017

slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

slutmonkey 

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

slutmonkey by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

Boston Slutmonkey 

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

Boston Slutmonkey by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009