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Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018
Related Words

Skoncher 

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.
That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master
Skoncher by Skoncher June 5, 2019
A small amount, a tiny bit
Move a scosche

A scosche of food

A scosche of work left
scosche by psycolemon January 16, 2010
just a skoshe please
skoshe by jason5d December 7, 2015

skoch (also skoche) 

Wait a skoch, okay?

Let me just skoch it a little
skoch (also skoche) by Joe June 2, 2004
Someone who is gay, fruity, or a tad bit skochish
skoche by RD11 January 13, 2008