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shock mouth 

a "disease" that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much dick. Many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.
A: Whats wrong with Kara?
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!
shock mouth by K Lew July 5, 2008
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Mouth-shock 

The brief sensation when you are unsure if you like a food or drink on first try.
I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.
Mouth-shock by Ninja camel December 12, 2023

Sock mouth 

When your mouth is dry as fawk
Damn John, I surely do got sock mouth from those biscuits

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted 

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.