shlurpderp 

some guy who wanted to exist

shlurpderp exists

shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp 

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.

shlurpderp honks

shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp 

A very beautiful child that slowly turns more and more of an idiot each day he stays inside

A shit shlurpderp is at it again being my disappointment

shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

shlurpderp 

A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects

Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child

shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

slurpaderpadingdong

Sucking dick at the sound of your masters bell until his nut dribbles down your chin.

Penelope enjoys slurpaderpadingdong's

slurpaderpadingdong by The Wopdangler July 26, 2024