shlavis Share definition Flag 1. A penis that resembles a pinky finger 2. A derogatory term, often used to replace "gay" 1. Mike was embarassed by his tiny shlavis. 2. "Fuck off you stupid shlavis" Steve said. shlavis by l JuiceMan l October 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the shlavis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch