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ass shitting 

the act of shitting in someone elses ass
i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.
ass shitting by steve scuber November 4, 2006

big fat ass shitting hurry 

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass 

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

Spitting Ass 

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.
Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!
Spitting Ass by Spektz May 14, 2016

sitting ass 

(V.) sitingass-

the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.
used in a phone call...

JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.
sitting ass by Jmac Jimmy July 29, 2006

sitting ass 

sit ass - verb - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (one's) ass".
Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
sitting ass by often delighted February 24, 2022