Skip to main content

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.
If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."
Semicrastinate by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

Smocrastinate 

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.
Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

Stucrastinate 

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating
" I stucrastinated through my midterms"
Stucrastinate by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013