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Scroungler Virus 

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.
"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
Scroungler Virus by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

Scrounge 

to borrow (a small amount or item) with no intention of repaying or returning it:
"Lets just show up at Deans with no money and just scrounge up as much weed as we can get."
Scrounge by The daily smokers April 7, 2009

Scrongle 

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion
You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!
Scrongle by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023
Someone who can look the future in the eye and stare it down. Someone who can cry and not be ashamed. Someone who would go to hell and back on a dare. Someone who isn’t afraid to be vulnerable because they know that they aren’t alone. This word embodies the essence of that one friend group you had in high school.
That person just helped a friend out of a lot of depression. What a scrungler
Scrungler by music man 69 October 16, 2023

Ultimate Scrounger 

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.
Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.
Ultimate Scrounger by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

Scrounger 

Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.
Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!
Scrounger by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006