Screweged — Life changing Tantric
Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken
the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be
simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on
Christmas Eve.
She was able to
accomplish all of this in a single night.
On
Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.