schmelps 

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

schmelps by emptmyst August 22, 2012

Shmelps

basically a way of people from Boston saying 'whatever' or 'see ya' or 'yeah right' or anything of that sort.

this is a Boston word.

ex. 1- Guy: i'm getting with mad biddies tonight
other guy: yeeeeeah ok. shmelps!

Teacher: finish your work
girl: shmelps

Shmelps by redsox ;) July 29, 2009

Schmelp

A deregatory term for a heterosexual white male, whose usage can be understood much in the same way as terms such as nigger. Created for the sole purpose of there being no sufficent curse word to call heterosexual white males that is nonspecific as to their location, such a honky or redneck

"Look at that schmelp, walking along like he owns the world."

"Get a job you lazy schmelp!"

Schmelp by Daniel Gordon Cobb March 31, 2009

schmelpi 

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs

Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow

schmelpi by schmelpilord October 1, 2022