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seamonster 

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."
seamonster by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.
I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.
schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.
Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.
swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

Sexmonster 

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.
My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!
Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005

Seamonster 

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid
Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
Seamonster by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"
Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005