rythmic
rythmic by lolface16216377372783278r93265 February 11, 2014
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Rythmic Lyricist
When you think you're above all that rapper shit but still rap, generally used by wack rappers to make themselves feel better.
Dude 1: "Yeah so i'm a rythmic lyricist these days".
Dude 2: "Bitch you can barely rap, fuck off with that high society shit".
Dude 2: "Bitch you can barely rap, fuck off with that high society shit".
Rythmic Lyricist by TLC-NoScrubs June 5, 2018
Rythmic masturbation
When you hear or are listening to a catchy song or piece of music while fapping, and start moving your hand to the beat. You will often be able to hold your load longer which os always a plus.
"Turn of jacob i really want to blow my load before mum walks in, this rythmic masturbation is really annoying."
Rythmic masturbation by Butt plug joey March 21, 2017
Rythmic head
Rythmic head by lilboi577 October 15, 2020
rhythmic gymnastics
one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics.
mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel
even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY
the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves
mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel
even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY
the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves
dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*
person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*
person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.
rhythmic gymnastics by kishkishkish April 14, 2013
Rhythmic Bitching
Rhythmic Bitching by white chocolate cake August 3, 2010
Rythmia
People find that of all their transformative experiences finding a state of rythmia is by the far the most profound.