rubberband man 

drug dealer; one who stores their cash tied by a rubberband

rubberband man, wild as the tailiban

rubberband man by tha rubberman band March 25, 2004

Rubberband Man 

1. Everyone's favoured musician

2. Someone who sells drugs and keeps his money sealed with a rubber-band
3. A man who sells rubber-bands

Rubberband Man

1. ''Hey did you see that short fat guy who stretched a band between his toes? But hey I laughed so hard because the man got down when it finally reached his nose!''

2. ''Hey did you see the Rubber-Band Man anywhere? I am having withdrawals, I need that okie-coke''

3. ''did you see the Rubber-Band Man around the corner? He has White bands, Blue Bands, Red Bands and a lot more its crazy!''

Rubberband Man by angry toast but scottish April 9, 2023

rubberband man 

One who comes up through the struggle.

TI is the rubberband man most def...he hustled and now he's doin it big in the rap game.

rubberband man by JSchweezie September 25, 2006

RubberBand Man 

A person that represents his hood. usually a poor place like neighborhoods in the south and some in the north.

Why you wear Rubberbands? They show that i wont forget where i came from and what it made me. Thats why im RubberBand Man

RubberBand Man by TjSwagg March 11, 2010

rubberband man 

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

rubberband man by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

rubberband man 

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

rubberband man by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

Rubberband Man 

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

Rubberband Man by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025