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Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.

Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.

revision by nFuriate December 11, 2007

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student's version of Hell

revision by Diza May 3, 2003

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A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

revision by groups.myspace.com/londonrock June 13, 2005

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what I haven't done enough of this weekend

Louise is useless at revision

revision by lollybrainfreeze June 27, 2004

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Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.

''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''

''I just dont know.''

revision by El_ September 1, 2008

Revision 

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

Revision by Steds April 15, 2009

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a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

revision by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009