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Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

registered engineer 

Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck

Registered Retard (RR) 

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.
My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

Registered poes 

It is a roi and a kutlwano
Roi and kutlwano are registered poes's

Registered Text Offender 

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.
"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"