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reloading the homies 

When your mate has had too many rounds of pumping cum into his girlfriend and as a result, has spent nuts. In order to help him continue his night the right way, you wrap your foreskin around the tip of his penis and ejaculate into his urethra, refilling his supply of love juice.
Mum: "Sam? What were you doing with your pants down in the bedroom with Chase? I thought you weren't into that sort of stuff."
Sam: "Oh, don't worry mum. It's not like that, I was just reloading the homies."

Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder 

Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."

Compulsive Reloading Syndrome 

A Syndrome which involves the Constant Reloading of a Gun due to the annoyance of not having a full magazine or the lack of self realization that makes them think that they are too good to not have a full magazine. This syndrome is also caused by the false sense of security that a person has that allows them to think they can reload even though they just end up getting killed. This Syndrome is most commonly found in FPS such as Halo,CoD, or KZ.This syndrome is also abbreviated as C.R.S.
"OMG, I just got killed again from reloading".-Fred

"HAHA you have C.R.S.".-Bill

"Ya, I do have Compulsive Reloading Syndrome"

Revloning 

The act of a ginger shoving a Revlon brand hairbrush up their anus, jerking off and then, sending it to a gay kid and blocking them.
DId you see the guy who videoed him self Revloning
an over used pharase in videogames such as left for dead . actually means sticking a new magazine into any firearm pistol,rifle,assault rifle,sub machinegun etc.
me: bang bang I'M OUT !!!!

friend:here take this mag

me:thanks , reloading !

me and my friend just killed alot of zombies
reloading by stg 44 killer September 13, 2010

Reclining chair 

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.
Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross