real penis 

Noun

1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!

real penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

Real Stiff Penis 

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

Real Stiff Penis by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018