randite 

Someone who thinks Ayn Rand is not only a philosopher, but has logical consistency. See also: asshat

I used to read philosophy in public, but I kept getting accosted by randites.

randite by signine October 18, 2003

Spittin Randies

The act of one randomly jizzing in their pants. It doesn't matter if this person is alone, sees a lady with great ideas, or in a circle of men (if your into that).

Remember that one girl we met last night? I'm spittin randies just thinking about her.

Spittin Randies by Sir Spits a lot..of randies August 3, 2010

Randie 

A beautiful, intelligent girl with an open heart and mind. Randie's are usually sarcastic, as we've had to deal with people comparing our names to the guys version, 'Randy', our whole lives. It gave us the quality of a quick comeback, something we're proud of. Randie's are unique, rare, and extremely lovable. Someone to be cherished.

Oooh, that Randie, she is so gorgeous!

Randie by MissRandie December 9, 2009

Randie 

Short for "Random."

A random person who is not important/ relevant.

*at the club*

"Hey, where's the squad?"

"I dunno, too many randies out tonight!"

Randie by ImReddest July 9, 2017

randies 

random people, also random people that piss you off.

-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.

randies by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008

randsteinfucker

someone who will do ANYTHING for anything. (in german) a worthless pile of shit.

that randsteinfucker blew me for a dimebag. what a worthless pile of shit.

randsteinfucker by k07n March 1, 2016

dirty randie

when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.

i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!

dirty randie by chuck ablility November 4, 2011