quantum phsysics 

To defy any Newtonian law of physics, mostly refers to spontaneous teleportation.

Ship in a Bottle, the ship just quantum physics'd into the bottle.

I will quantum phsysics into the girl's locker room.

quantum phsysics by Abetterpotato May 24, 2010

Quantum Physics 

The ultimate mindscrew.

I give up! Quantum Physics is just too hard! How do people even come up with this stuff?!

What the hell is reality???!!!

Quantum Physics by CommandoDude August 6, 2010

quantum physics 

The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.

Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.

quantum physics by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

Quantum Physics 

Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.

Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.

Quantum Physics by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

Quantum Physics 

The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.

Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby.
Bobby: According to Quantum Physics, there's still a chance I was there!

Quantum Physics by Skipio August 21, 2011

Quantum physics gay 

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Quantum Physics 

The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.

Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.

Quantum Physics by Cenam March 15, 2019