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Quaddle (Verb) - to ejaculate on any given animal.
Peter: Hey man, what's happened to my cat?

Luke: Oh sorry, I saw it and couldn't help but quaddle.

Peter: Seriously, what the fuck?
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A word with no true or real definition usually used to deceive
a friend, make a distraction, or a racial slur for people from
Texas
I hate the quaddle from Texas
Quaddle by G-city April 20, 2008
A sex act. You spread the nutsack out as flat as you can, like pizza dough, and give it a raspberry.
"Girl, give me a quiddler."

"*thbbbbppppt*"
Quiddler by Paul McGillicuddy August 29, 2011

quaddled 

Description of the wrinkles which appear on fingers and toes after long immersion in water
After one hour in the hot bath Lauren's fingers were so quaddled she could barely use her I-phone.
quaddled by Good Value August 8, 2015
"Dude! That guy in choir is such a quiddler!"

"Brokeback Mountain is such a quiddler movie."
quiddler by Ray Splasher July 26, 2007
A strange presence that shows up at late-night parties. Often dresses like a jester or leprechaun.
The quiddler knows your secrets, but they are safe with him, as long as he has 3 of your longest hairs!
Quiddler by Meefy Quenall April 9, 2026