pussy crook 

One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.

Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.

pussy crook by Challie May 20, 2007

Pussy Crook 

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

Pussy Crook by oG WiL March 7, 2003

Pussy Crook 

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas

That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend

Pussy Crook by Young Green September 16, 2014

Pussy Crook 

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .

Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.

Pussy Crook by Flybirl July 15, 2022

Crooked Pussy 

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

Crooked Pussy by Come on meow May 17, 2015

Cooked pussy 

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.

My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!

Cooked pussy by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Cooked pussy 

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event

My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight

Cooked pussy by Mc1! September 6, 2025