pulling a gage 

When you ask a stupid ass question.

Koby asked how to open the microwave?
Mitchell said "Are you fucking pulling a Gage?"

pulling a gage by Sminchdawg May 25, 2016

Pulling a Gage 

When a "Gage" takes damage (in a video game) they decide that their life should be gone. The "Gage" will run out and find the fasted way possible to die, as they believe that their life isn't worth living anymore.

"see the guy running towards his death? he's pulling a Gage."

Pulling a Gage by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021