puffy coat 

The frothy mixture of semen and saliva that results from pushing someone's cheeks together after having received ejaculate in the mouth and not swallowing.

A puffy coat is somewhere between bumpercoats and cast iron

puffy coat by zenodotus November 14, 2012

The Puffy Coat rule 

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.

Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.

The Puffy Coat rule by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011

puff coat 

A big, bulky winter jacket, often filled with down or polyester that niggers wear in all seasons. Puff coats are used to conceal numerous weapons, and essential for successful shoplifting sprees.

"Follow the nigger in the red puff coat, he's about to steal something."

puff coat by blaqssuckazz October 15, 2008

Puffy Coats 

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.

Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.

Puffy Coats by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022