puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column

Jesus, he's such a puddleface.

puddleface by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009

PuggleFaced 

To be severely intoxicated where by your face begins to look "puggled" or that of a puggle, (pug/beagle mix) You are too wasted to control facial expressions.

Briggs was so pugglefaced after drinking a bottle of captain, he pooped in the yard.

PuggleFaced by Silent Civilian. April 10, 2009

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

puddlefuck 

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

puddlefuck by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk February 27, 2007

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk December 14, 2008