A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.
Hmm, I want to trick my friends to think I am justin bieber with Ptomelyosis. ~turns into justin bieber~ *walks up to friends* "Hey guys!"
Friends: EWWWWW