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One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high
Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.
Set amount of time for some reason.
Usually set with a FELONY COMMITTED BY A MINOR
probation by Larstait November 6, 2003
Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
probation by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
A business' excuse to deny you the benefits that your union dues are supposed to grant you for a stipulated period of time on the grounds that 'your dependability as an employee and union member have not yet been confirmed. Ha ha ha.'

The usual probation period lasts for three months, coinciding perfectly with the average student's summer break. Expect to be assigned huge overtime hours during this period.
"Why did I spend all of Independance Day bagging groceries for my surly fellow Americans but only have forty dollars to show for it? What about time-and-a-half?"

"Silly kid. That's what probation is for!"
Probation by Garrrr! February 5, 2005
When your boyfriend does something you dint a prove of, you punish him by holding out on him; No sex.
My boyfriend is being an ass hole so he's on probation
Probation by Montanan August 29, 2014
I just bought more time to shame & bully your girl.
You are designated as probation status on the following gymnastics events: ALL.
Probation by Gymnastics mom August 20, 2022