prissues 

issues related to being a priss, especially when one is too snobby for one's own good.

huy: I just can't date, nobody is good enough. everybody has poor taste in music and fashion and I just can't go backwards.

alex: girl you got prissues. stop being such a snob and just get humped already.

prissues by unclealex February 19, 2008

prissues 

Where a person has more than just issues to deal with. Problems+issues...

It took that bitch 6 months to figure out that "cunt" meant "sweetheart".Boy does she have "prissues"....

prissues by moon doggie April 27, 2003

pissues 

Pissing issues. When you want or need to piss but just can't force yourself to do so.

I had to take a drug test, but I couldn't pee because having the nurse watching gave me some serious pissues.

pissues by Chuck the Newt April 17, 2007

pissues 

Having problems with peeing

Dude, I'm having pissues. I might have a UTI.

pissues by packo' weiners July 24, 2014

Pissues 

Any issues you have that have to do with urinating.

Friend: How was your day dude?
You: Not good, I got hung up in the bathroom with some pissues.

Pissues by Mr. Burrito Pants November 13, 2021