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Pretegnant 

The state of pretending to be pregnant when you are, in fact, not pregnant.
Beyonce was pretegnant with Blue Ivy, at which point her surrogate mother was ACTUALLY pregnant.

A good way to get your noncommittal boyfriend to propose is to be pretegnant.
Pretegnant by BarnyardFunk March 5, 2013

am I pregnant test 

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on
Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

food pregnant 

The process of having a food baby.
Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.
food pregnant by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

had a pregnant 

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.
I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.
had a pregnant by johnatthebar February 22, 2011

pregnant silence 

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.
Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*
pregnant silence by lukebn July 27, 2010

Pregnant 

The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija.

Seriously, It's not that hard!!!
Do I really have to do this?

Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante
The world: IT'S PREGNANT
Pregnant by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018