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prerection 

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.
Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.
prerection by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011
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Prerection 

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.
1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."
Prerection by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011

:prerection 

when you have previously had sex and have an erection before you go into your friends bedroom.
Im having a :prerection
:prerection by mArio the sex god September 13, 2022

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.
Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

Whack the earth into perfection

A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.
Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.

Wack the earth into perfection 

A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2
"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox