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Preposterated 

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.
"I am so Preposterated!"
Preposterated by silversquirrel August 25, 2009

Prosterity 

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
Prosterity by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

prosterity 

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.
I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.
prosterity by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016

preposterior 

M: Damn, look at the ass on that one. It's ridiculous.
J: That, my friend, is a preposterior.
preposterior by MrJelle August 6, 2017

preposterocity

when anything has a overly consistent history of being preposterous
duke nukem forevor has a release date? PREPOSTEROCITY!
preposterocity by J Legend April 27, 2011

Prepostericilousillyasaurus 

I ordered a T-Rex costume for my 4-year old son for Halloween. But when he put it on, I discovered it was actually a Prepostericilousillyasaurus. I asked for a refund.