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system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.
Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

presedent mugabe 

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
presedent mugabe by iris2bu December 27, 2009

Precided 

Used to define a individual of godlike status or of extreme skill in playing video games.
"Have you seen this new pro player?"
"Who?"
"His name is Precided! He's my god and I wish to be like him one day!"
Precided by 100%NotPrecided March 18, 2022

Peel Precedent 

Referring to legendary, late British radio DJ John Peel, the case of the man playing vinyl at the wrong speed (ie. 33rpm at 45rpm or vice versa). The Peel Precedent is often invoked by DJs to excuse their own mistakes. Traditionally, there were three possible outcomes of such a mishap:

1. Peelie would stop the track about 30 seconds in, fluff a jocular apology and then play the track again at the correct speed
2. Peelie would let the track run to its conclusion, then admit his error (or ignorance - a lot of his vinyl had no indication of the correct speed) while arguing that it sounded good at the wrong speed anyway
3. In rare cases, Peelie would let the track run to its conclusion, argue that it sounded great at the wrong speed anyway, and then play the whole track again at the correct rpm, inviting listeners to draw their own conclusions with regard to its quality.
I messed up while DJing last night by playing Plastikman at the wrong speed, but i invoked the Peel Precedent and got away with it. It sounded just as good anyway...
Peel Precedent by Charlie No4 December 15, 2008

ezra prevedel 

your a ezra prevedel
ezra prevedel by not ezra prevedel November 6, 2019

Prededence 

When the precedent is so conflated that there is no coming back from it. It can now be said to be literally ded(dead).

Pre- prior
De- away
Dence- set, unchanging: Suffix

Where a precedent can change & a precedence is norm a preDEDence never will.

Alternatively 'prededent' for imminent inference of a immediate prededence.
Ex1: The Vatican will always rape people it's a prededence.

Ex 2: Guy- 'That guy he's about to jump!'

Guy 2: If no one cares for me I might as well be prededent to this world.

Guy: Ni🅱 🅱 A this is why no one cares for you, you use words like 'prededent. WTF's wrong with YOU?!!

Stranger on the Street: Yo is that even a word?

Stranger 2: Nah manit isn't. I never heard of it maybe if I check Urban Dictionary.
Prededence by Alar Ming October 4, 2018