poo tractor 

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

poo tractor by D-Rake July 6, 2007

Protractor Face 

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

Protractor Face by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.

Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends

Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling

Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her

protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017

Protractor 

Mathematical instrument that is intended for measuring angles. Can also be fired a great distance along a desk, a great event in the maths class olympics.

Thomasina: Give me my protractor. Fire!

Protractor by Spatula March 8, 2004

Protractor Panic 

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.

girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.

Protractor Panic by mathsislame November 21, 2010

protractor vs. contractor 

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

protractor vs. contractor by QuacksO June 12, 2018