poetrification

Poetrification is the act of turning anything into a poem.

The poetrification in you makes a cat floss its teeth.

poetrification by Poetrification September 7, 2017

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pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

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poetrification • pontification • Poesification • Postification • prettification

Postification

Posting everything nothing and all the in between. Social media has us all absorbed like a curious observer to a massive net of idiocracy!

Postification is the reason I felt bad I forgot a friends birthday from twenty years ago. Trump is president I didnt need postification to remind me of bad times past!

Postification by KelpMe;(&) June 17, 2018