Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.
He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.
A girl no person likes and has to suffer being around them. A word with many meanings for girls but never good ones. Only men get the privilege of using this word and it can mean whatever they want as long it is offensive. If a female uses this word they are automatically named a pelfridge.