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PIE HAWKER 

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.
That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.
PIE HAWKER by MITB February 2, 2006
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PIE HAWKER 

Old dude who likes young chicks.
Yo, that Bill Clinton is the biggest freakin pie hawker I have ever seen.
PIE HAWKER by Heckler August 29, 2003

Luke Piewalker 

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.
"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"
Luke Piewalker by frank pubes December 31, 2004