philosophigus 

a philosopher that is so obnoxious that they cause a fatal belching reaction in the esophagus region.

"It makes me want to puke!!"
"Thats because he is a philosophigus"

philosophigus by phantom2012 December 16, 2012

philosophagus 

When someone is philosophical ad nauseam.

That's really deep. How philosophagus of you.

philosophagus by Lisa Jayne May 11, 2010

Philosophigh 

that state of talking about something in a philosophical manner while high from smoking marijuana, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

Male 1: "Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it"
Male 2: "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to think at your level... I never know what you are talking about."
Male 1: "I know dude... I'm so philosophigh"

Philosophigh by bree.z June 13, 2010

philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.

There are as many philosophies as there are people.

philosophies by Downstrike May 24, 2004

philosophagus 

When you are horny and really want a blowjob.

When you just want to fuck a mouth.

When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth

You feel philosophagus.

We were sitting on the couch doing some Netflix and chill when I got all philosophagus.

philosophagus by Phil Esophagus February 4, 2018