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Pewny Penis 

The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
Pewny Penis by Twinky69 January 15, 2011
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Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

Peeny Greeny 

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.
"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."
Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021
This week on Pewnews brad did the weather
Pewnews by MoldySpam May 27, 2018

JC Penny Gal 

A nice looking lady. The kind you'd like to take home to Mama's house for supper.

A termed that was first used by Robert "Rabbit" Pitts while telling a story on the YouTube channel, Vinwiki.
Man 1: "So, how was your date with Charlene?"

Man 2: "Man, it was wonderful. She's a real JC Penny Gal and as sweet as can be."
JC Penny Gal by LM7 V8 May 25, 2021
What public schools bank accounts have.
Man, my job pays a penny.
A penny by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020