party lettuce 

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

party lettuce by party_lettuce_147 August 1, 2015

Lettuce Party 

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice

We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party

Lettuce Party by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! by innmypusay May 17, 2022